This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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