We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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