is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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We had sex on a dog bed..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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