Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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