I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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