At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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