Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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