Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You pole danced in your parka.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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