He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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