You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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