Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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