After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Congratulations! We have a period
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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