Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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