I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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