Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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