No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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