i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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