We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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