i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sober January is a disaster.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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