how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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