How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
