Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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