question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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