Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I lost the right to judge tonight
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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