How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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