thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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