He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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