Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
