Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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