butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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