I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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