Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
