But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I died a long time ago.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
How's work?
Spinning.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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