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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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