im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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