Plan B is the new Plan A
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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