Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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