i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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