we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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