Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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