I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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