its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
