Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Randomize
