i just identified you from a description of your pipe
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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