so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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