can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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