I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Still dying that you shit outside
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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