you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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