Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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