I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
