smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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