My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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