Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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