Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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