You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
worst night to have a conscience
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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